Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Year!



A new year.  A fresh snow.  Another sun rise.  A resolution goal.  I Omar McDog would like to make a new year’s resolution.  I promise to try and be better about eating my chow when I am suppose to whether Beth is gone or not.  I would also like to be better about relieving myself when it is raining outside.  Then again I think those seem rather unlikely goals to reach so I resign to choose something more achievable.  So let’s start over.  I Omar McDog will try to be better at sharing the bed.  Then again that is also unlikely.  Okay, okay I have it this time.  This one is truly a goal that can be reached with 100% certainty.  I Omar McDog promise not to make promise that I have no intentions of keeping.  Now that is better.  

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.  ~Napoleon Bonaparte